"Mayor Wilkins! It's an honor to meet you at last!"
"My pleasure, Principal Flutie! Now, I'm sure you're going to do a stand-up, first-rate job as the head honcho of Sunnydale High, but I just wanted to have a few words about a, well, sensitive issue. See, kids today seem to do a lot of touching. And that can be great! But remember, there's such a thing as wrong touching. The kind that sends the wrong signals- or spreads germs! Or leads to being eaten by sewer rats."
"...What?"
"Well, our last principal was...oh, never mind. Let's think positively, right?"
"My pleasure, Principal Flutie! Now, I'm sure you're going to do a stand-up, first-rate job as the head honcho of Sunnydale High, but I just wanted to have a few words about a, well, sensitive issue. See, kids today seem to do a lot of touching. And that can be great! But remember, there's such a thing as wrong touching. The kind that sends the wrong signals- or spreads germs! Or leads to being eaten by sewer rats."
"...What?"
"Well, our last principal was...oh, never mind. Let's think positively, right?"